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Monday, April 30, 2007

Merit Badges for the Scientifically Inclined

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There are some pretty nice merit badges on offer by the
"Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique".

For example the five pictured here are (l to r):

The "Dodger of Monkey Poo" badge
The "World's Foremost Expert on an Obscure Subject" badge
The "Will Gladly Kick a Sexual Harasser's Ass" badge
The "Rejected by The New Yorker" badge
The "Works with Very Large and Potentially Dangerous Organisms" badge.

And plenty more.
If only my scouting troupe had worked to "Increase the N".

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Reporter:
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President Bush:
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Lives Lost: 133,410+
as of 2 Sept 06

Faces of the 3000+ dead U.S. Servicemen . 23,000 more wounded.
- Look at a few dozen faces and just try and argue for this war.

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Merit Badges for the Scientifically Inclined

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